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My idea is the "Do Good For Yourself" plan. Figure out what charities famous people like and give them money. Donate to end hunger and meet Bono.
How do I get on your food blog???????
"repurposed the submarine dock into a sex-grotto"
a) I didn't even know it was possible to snort breakfast cereal out of one's nose.
b) I had no idea how painful it is to snort breakfast cereal out of one's nose.
I just know I'm going to be sniffing bits of muesli out of my sinuses for days.
But the tears are from laughter. :-)
I hire Automan as my butler. Yeah. You heard me. (Better now)
I would buy an exact copy of the batmobile and crush you!
April 26, 2012
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My idea is the "Do Good For Yourself" plan. Figure out what charities famous people like and give them money. Donate to end hunger and meet Bono.
How do I get on your food blog???????
"repurposed the submarine dock into a sex-grotto"
a) I didn't even know it was possible to snort breakfast cereal out of one's nose.
b) I had no idea how painful it is to snort breakfast cereal out of one's nose.
I just know I'm going to be sniffing bits of muesli out of my sinuses for days.
But the tears are from laughter. :-)
I hire Automan as my butler. Yeah. You heard me. (Better now)
I would buy an exact copy of the batmobile and crush you!