How to Explain Your Spouse's Actions

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Reader Comments (24)

Yet another phenomonally funny entry. I've once had a similar scenario to the second one, but it was my friend, not spouse.

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenteriTroll

It's always funnier on your site instead of Cracked!

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJAY G.

and if she REALLY REALLY likes you, she'll make sure you get all her Farmville updates

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermm

Best first panel gag yet!

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEric

ha!

"NO! Don't friend me! ANYTHING but that!!"

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLeafy Greens

I don't care for the Cracked updates. They make me miss my Sunday smile.....

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAspirant

I'm just sad that we never get to see the luchador mask.

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAJOB

Has "friend" mutated into a verb, now? I just can't keep up with the changes in the English language ...

Nice poke at Facebook, by the way :)

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTitanicus

Here's a relevant song (about unwanted friend requests on facebook) for y'all to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_YESKlgiFQ

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRicco Fleming

You gotta admit, Santo es muy macho.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKnastymike

Yes, the mask! Let us see the mask!

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChuck

Heyyyyy, I should try that argument the next time someone sends me a friend request on Facebook.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMary

That wasn't plain enough for her? You don't even need a day of Spanish 101 to parse that sentence!

...Yeah, I know. But she should know by now that there's no accounting for tastes other than one's own.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2TuohSsw4k is another good song about unwanted friend requests :)

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHelen

yes, where is the mask? and has anyone seen omnipresent man lately?

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjames yeamans

Hey! I have an El Santo mask!

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBoscoe

Seriously funny. Please don't ever stop.

I stumbled upon the one about correcting your pet's bad behavior yest. browsing the archives and almost peed my pants from giggling so hard

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

Let's hope some of the mouthbreathers over at CRACKED will learn tot appreciate your pure work of genius.
When I read their comments I feel dirty being a CRACKED reader myself.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPeterJ

Scott's humor makes me think of the folks on the other side of the pond, a.k.a. Brits. Dry and wry humor. It requires the consumer of the humor to appreciate subtlety and to be intelligent. Only those who don't mind thinking about the joke will appreciate the humor.

From other folks comments about where Scott's comic appears, I am glad I only consume the humor at this site.

August 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAC

"Es muy macho" is a great excuse for any number of things.

August 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSir

OMG! You made my day!
Came u\in through chezwhat.net and enjoying all the instructions! :)

September 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFatma

Dude: El Santo is not only "muy macho", he totally kick ass and he totally rules. please allow me a recomendation slightly based on the Santo's machism, you should try Guillermo del Toro's vampire book "The Fall" and you will realize how macho and chingon el Santo really is.

March 9, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos Castillo

I'm glad I started reading these directly instead of off Cracked. They were ticking me off to no end. (Life tip: never write for them.)

I don't know what it is about facebook that brings out this kind of behavior, but it's always bugged me. "LETS BE FRIENDS" "Okay...what will you contribute to my life?" "WATER MY FARMVILLE CROPS PLEASE" "Do you ever even READ my status updates?" "FACEBOOK REMINDS ME WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY OTHERWISE ID FORGET LOL" "Do you even CARE that I got a new cat? Or that I changed my major?" "I THINK I WILL LIKE SOME STUFF AND THEN DELETE YOU OFF MY NEWS FEED BECAUSE DEFRIENDING YOU WOULD BE RUDE."

Social experiment: try deleting your facebook for an entire month before your birthday. Then see who remembers. Or asks. Those people are your true friends.

November 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCRH

It's funny. The first time I read this comic was when this strip ran on Cracked. I wondered why Missy turned down Jenkins' friend request. Then I read more strips and realized that the mere fact that it was Jenkins was explanation enough. :)

April 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterA Reader

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