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Yet another phenomonally funny entry. I've once had a similar scenario to the second one, but it was my friend, not spouse.
It's always funnier on your site instead of Cracked!
and if she REALLY REALLY likes you, she'll make sure you get all her Farmville updates
Best first panel gag yet!
"NO! Don't friend me! ANYTHING but that!!"
I don't care for the Cracked updates. They make me miss my Sunday smile.....
I'm just sad that we never get to see the luchador mask.
Has "friend" mutated into a verb, now? I just can't keep up with the changes in the English language ...
Nice poke at Facebook, by the way :)
Here's a relevant song (about unwanted friend requests on facebook) for y'all to enjoy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_YESKlgiFQ
You gotta admit, Santo es muy macho.
Yes, the mask! Let us see the mask!
Heyyyyy, I should try that argument the next time someone sends me a friend request on Facebook.
That wasn't plain enough for her? You don't even need a day of Spanish 101 to parse that sentence!
...Yeah, I know. But she should know by now that there's no accounting for tastes other than one's own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2TuohSsw4k is another good song about unwanted friend requests :)
yes, where is the mask? and has anyone seen omnipresent man lately?
Hey! I have an El Santo mask!
Seriously funny. Please don't ever stop.
I stumbled upon the one about correcting your pet's bad behavior yest. browsing the archives and almost peed my pants from giggling so hard
Let's hope some of the mouthbreathers over at CRACKED will learn tot appreciate your pure work of genius. When I read their comments I feel dirty being a CRACKED reader myself.
Scott's humor makes me think of the folks on the other side of the pond, a.k.a. Brits. Dry and wry humor. It requires the consumer of the humor to appreciate subtlety and to be intelligent. Only those who don't mind thinking about the joke will appreciate the humor.
From other folks comments about where Scott's comic appears, I am glad I only consume the humor at this site.
"Es muy macho" is a great excuse for any number of things.
OMG! You made my day!Came u\in through chezwhat.net and enjoying all the instructions! :)
Dude: El Santo is not only "muy macho", he totally kick ass and he totally rules. please allow me a recomendation slightly based on the Santo's machism, you should try Guillermo del Toro's vampire book "The Fall" and you will realize how macho and chingon el Santo really is.
I'm glad I started reading these directly instead of off Cracked. They were ticking me off to no end. (Life tip: never write for them.)
I don't know what it is about facebook that brings out this kind of behavior, but it's always bugged me. "LETS BE FRIENDS" "Okay...what will you contribute to my life?" "WATER MY FARMVILLE CROPS PLEASE" "Do you ever even READ my status updates?" "FACEBOOK REMINDS ME WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY OTHERWISE ID FORGET LOL" "Do you even CARE that I got a new cat? Or that I changed my major?" "I THINK I WILL LIKE SOME STUFF AND THEN DELETE YOU OFF MY NEWS FEED BECAUSE DEFRIENDING YOU WOULD BE RUDE."
Social experiment: try deleting your facebook for an entire month before your birthday. Then see who remembers. Or asks. Those people are your true friends.
It's funny. The first time I read this comic was when this strip ran on Cracked. I wondered why Missy turned down Jenkins' friend request. Then I read more strips and realized that the mere fact that it was Jenkins was explanation enough. :)
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