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Reader Comments (17)

LOLz. Working in somewhere bureaucratic, I can see this going on my whiteboard ..

April 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYeebok

A straight answer about corporate policy from a manager? This comic is completely unbelievable.

April 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWrench

What do you do with an RJ-17 form? You grip it FIRMLY!

April 25, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrorschak

This is the Cadillac of comics!

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersleepygamer

Optimism isn't what it used to be.
That's an instant classic, Scott. Committed to memory, and only to be used on special occasions.
You know, it sounds like something Groucho would have said.

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSue Dunham

I surprised that the boss doesn't fall back on the BI classic: The details are unimportant!

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJack

So how does this RJ-17 form work in tandem with these TPS reports? And don't forget to use the new TPS cover sheets!

"The question, no. The violence, very much yes." - Brilliant! Haha!

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterH elyK

sorry... this looks to me as one of your weakest cartoons in a while...

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertinilla

LMAO - I'm gonna make that my new catch phrase "Optimism isn't what it used to be"!

Now I just need my own theme music...

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWalter

They are actually complex requistion forms that get sent to our alien overlords.

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfairywaif

Someday I want to be the Stooge King too!

April 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjames yeamans

haha... white board.

April 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlauren

And I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

April 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAtheismo

This is exactly the middle management experience.

"I know perfectly well the thing I'm asking you to do is stupid and unreasonable"

April 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrian Doom

"The question, No. The Violence, very much so." Awesome.

May 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMick

I showed this comic to my dad. I think that it sent him into an existential crisis.

June 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGregory Bogosian

I thought Moe was the Stooge King...

December 4, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterShemp

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