Perhaps it would be best to delete all of the grammar-error comments after any errors are fixed (or even not post them if the changes have already been made, since there's a delay from the moderation process anyway), rather than force me to read through 257 of the SAME FREAKIN' "[X]-SHOULD-BE-[Y]" COMMENTS which have been addressed just to find the few comments relevant to the comics, other than grammatically! It's REALLY DAMN ANNOYING!
Sorry, just had to get that off my chest! Keep up the great work Scott!
(And now I think I have an idea for my first tattoo: A tattoo of a tattooist tattooing a baby! :-P )
yeah, if the baby were a boy, he could just have his foreskin lopped off (and "they don't cry at that either").
tramp-stamp.. hahahaha =)
As someone whose mother made her wait until 12 to get pierced ears, I can assure you it hurt like hell. I was rather jealous of the girls who'd had it done as babies and could wear whatever earrings they wanted but now I see the wisdom in my mother's decision. The memory of the pain kept me from stupidly adding additional holes to my body.
LOL, good one! Loved the 2nd panel.
hilariousI will really try out these techniques.
I think it is a wonderful idea to get all your bodyparts pierced as early as possible just to be compatible to as much as possible cultures later on in your life. Nothing says more "my sense of cultural fashion is timeless" than having your child stapled from early on. You might consider to have their lobes and lips stretched too, as the african continent is on the rise.
OMG baby tatoos! Best. Idea. Ever
You spelled "judgment" wrong in the fourth panel.
Comedic Genius. This was one of your funniest yet. I loved it!!!
Yes! Forcefully and painfully driving decorative metals through soft parts of the body for purpose of sexualizing your infant is really GREAT idea! (am I doing it right, Mr. Meyer?)
When I have figurative kids that I'm actually never going to have, they're all getting itty-bitty tramp stamps, regardless of gender, because I'm just mean like that. XD