How to Use the Various Shades and Styles of Sarcasm

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Perhaps it would be best to delete all of the grammar-error comments after any errors are fixed (or even not post them if the changes have already been made, since there's a delay from the moderation process anyway), rather than force me to read through 257 of the SAME FREAKIN' "[X]-SHOULD-BE-[Y]" COMMENTS which have been addressed just to find the few comments relevant to the comics, other than grammatically! It's REALLY DAMN ANNOYING!

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest! Keep up the great work Scott!

(And now I think I have an idea for my first tattoo: A tattoo of a tattooist tattooing a baby! :-P )

March 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterH elyK

yeah, if the baby were a boy, he could just have his foreskin lopped off (and "they don't cry at that either").

March 17, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterinsomniac

tramp-stamp.. hahahaha =)

March 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShazcakes

As someone whose mother made her wait until 12 to get pierced ears, I can assure you it hurt like hell. I was rather jealous of the girls who'd had it done as babies and could wear whatever earrings they wanted but now I see the wisdom in my mother's decision. The memory of the pain kept me from stupidly adding additional holes to my body.

March 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWeasy

LOL, good one! Loved the 2nd panel.

March 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNiri

hilarious
I will really try out these techniques.

April 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRajiv

I think it is a wonderful idea to get all your bodyparts pierced as early as possible just to be compatible to as much as possible cultures later on in your life. Nothing says more "my sense of cultural fashion is timeless" than having your child stapled from early on. You might consider to have their lobes and lips stretched too, as the african continent is on the rise.

April 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKrischan

OMG baby tatoos! Best. Idea. Ever

June 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterthe Sean

You spelled "judgment" wrong in the fourth panel.

January 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDecember

Comedic Genius. This was one of your funniest yet. I loved it!!!

July 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMark

Yes! Forcefully and painfully driving decorative metals through soft parts of the body for purpose of sexualizing your infant is really GREAT idea! (am I doing it right, Mr. Meyer?)

September 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDal

When I have figurative kids that I'm actually never going to have, they're all getting itty-bitty tramp stamps, regardless of gender, because I'm just mean like that. XD

September 10, 2011 | Unregistered Commentershiann

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