If omnipresent man truly is at all places at all times, then wouldn't he:

a) fill up every panel he is featured in
b) fill up the entire universe with his body
c) be unable to pee without someone yelling at him for doing it in public, on a train, in their mouths etc.

This one's the best yet.

so ive read this one before, and now that ive also read the omnipresent man and the masking tape mummy strips, this is just freaking hilarious

Still great! Also the second time!

I've only recently discovered your site and I'm glad I read through the archives before I read this. Bravo, just bravo.

Does Rocket Man communicate by telepathy?