Your honor! He's Omnipresent Man, not Omniscient Man. Just because he's everywhere at once doesn't mean he's paying attention everywhere at once! Motion to dismiss!
(Then again he already admitted to having foreknowledge of the heist, so maybe Omnipresent Man's argument is better after all. :o)
Yes, we finally see the backside of Omnipresent man! He was there all along... Imagine what he has witnessed... Imagine how many conversations he probably overheard. Omnipresent man - you're a danger to society!
Wow, they have a point...wouldn't that technically make him an accessory to every crime that's been committed since he got his superpowers? That...would blow. Though one would wonder how the trial would work...when he's in every state at once. I better stop thinking about this, the headache might overtake the awesome.
Right after the 3rd panel: Criminal: First it's talk! Now it's shut up! You know, most criminals can at least make up their &*^$%@! mind. Omnipresent Man:(to the fourth wall) The bad thing about being me is that I can't just glare at him and march out of the room, because I'd still be here.
Reader Comments (80)
LOL!!! XD
This one is flawless! Awesome!
Omnipresent man is such a genius idea! Why didn't I think of it first?!?
This means Omnipresent Man was present at the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby. The swine.
Here's a wild thought
Has Omnipresent Man been in every comic?
"No prison can hold me, insofar as I will always be outside it!"
Omnipresent Man does pose a problem with solitary confinement -- for anyone else.
third panel made me laugh out loud, good work again ;)
and does OmniMan look fat in panel 2 because his pants or shirt dont wrinkle at all? i think so...
Possible but unlikely first post again. Also glad to see Omnipresent man again.
Last line his awesome I'm being omnipresent man for Halloween next year. You should license the costume it'll be good money just like Anton Dodson!
Must be pretty awkward to masturbate and/or Watergate with that guy around.
By Jove that was brilliant as always Scott!
4th panel win.
Your honor! He's Omnipresent Man, not Omniscient Man. Just because he's everywhere at once doesn't mean he's paying attention everywhere at once! Motion to dismiss!
(Then again he already admitted to having foreknowledge of the heist, so maybe Omnipresent Man's argument is better after all. :o)
Personally, I'd have liked to have seen Rocket Hat interrogate someone.
Omnipresent Man needs his own movie really bad
Omnipresent Man is my favorite. Cuz of the the google marker. It seems incredibly appropriate.
This was pure brilliance
One of the best :)
Hi Scott,
Gold stuff !
Panel 3 is excellent - Talk ! Shut Up !! So close to reality ;-)
Also Omnipresent Man's facial expression on panel 4.
Keep going !
Mike
I love Omnipresent Man so much :)
Yes, we finally see the backside of Omnipresent man!
He was there all along...
Imagine what he has witnessed... Imagine how many conversations he probably overheard.
Omnipresent man - you're a danger to society!
This is brilliant! I love omnipresent man!
Wow, they have a point...wouldn't that technically make him an accessory to every crime that's been committed since he got his superpowers? That...would blow. Though one would wonder how the trial would work...when he's in every state at once. I better stop thinking about this, the headache might overtake the awesome.
Pure genius! Omnipresent Man is by far my favourite character
Omnipresent man is the the best worst super hero ever!
Omnilogic!
Omnipresent Man is my favorite superhero.
pure win.
Ahahahahahaha. Omnipresent Man is my new hero.
He says hi, BTW.
Well, Omnipresent man is indeed the man of the hour. He did help in solving the crime. Lolz..
Right after the 3rd panel:
Criminal: First it's talk! Now it's shut up! You know, most criminals can at least make up their &*^$%@! mind.
Omnipresent Man:(to the fourth wall) The bad thing about being me is that I can't just glare at him and march out of the room, because I'd still be here.
Is Omnipresent Man wearing eye shadow? It's kind of nice..
Omnipresent Man returns! He is far and away my favorite recurring personality of yours.
Scott,
I gotta say, Omnipresent Man is the greatest Super ever. Probably your best creation.
So, after this Instruction, now my subject-interrogation skills are complete!
My favorite superhero. Seriously.
I ::heart:: Omnipresent Man.
"I'M ALREADY THERE!"
talk about t-shirt material :D
Full. Of. Win.
yaaaay, it's omnipresent man!
I got a right good laugh from this one today!
"But I dont see much point in telling you either"
scott, you're a genious, eh?