How to Tell if Someone is Dangerously Crazy

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... with jazz hands.

I'll be sure to put out an APB nationwide and notify Homeland Security. You have to be delicate handling Dubya, ya know.

Are you talking to Scott? I don't feel like "handling" Dubya. Or any other POTUS for that matter.

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteramber

My writing style does need work. I think of great stories, but stink, stink, stink as a writer.

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteramber Is that the game in which you dress up like Soldiers and shoot air guns loaded with marshmallows at each other?

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAtheismo

Who's holding the combat knife, Rob? You or your cousin? If it's you, what's your cousin armed with? If it's your cousin, how do you disarm him? How do you get the knife away from him? I can't sleep until you clarify this.

BTW - What's a combat knife? I would think any knife used in "combat" would be a combat knife. For instance, I open my MREs with a Buck 3 inch lock blade. If I'm in Iraq, that would be a combat knife. When I'm in garrison, it's just a pocket knife; Handy to have, no doubt, but still just a pocket knife due to the environment. Like wise with my Gerber BMF. In Iraq, it's good for scrambling brains. Here in the rear, it's an effective paper weight. So, really...what the hell is a combat knife?

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAtheismo

People always fear what they don't understand. My wife hates guns with a passion. No matter how much I point out they're just a tool with a specific purpose and don't do anything on their own, so insists there's no need for them. Her dad is retired an brother current law enforcement, too. Had her convinced to shoot with me once, but when we set a date for it, she backed out. Perplexing.

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGryffin

Scott, great strip! I agree, panel one makes an excellent T-shirt, when it's time to update designs. Keep it up!

June 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGryffin

Yours too? At least its not only me.

June 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCloud89x

I love this comic. Been going through the archives. Haven't laughed this hard since....

June 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAfrican Guy

Hey, I've started a blog where I feature tons of web comics from all over. I've used this entry of yours in one of my posts, I hope that's ok? I've credited it appropriately, you can check it out, and do let me know if you have any objections.

Oh, and I love your website. Thanks!

June 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPranav

[...] How to Tell If Someone Is Dangerously Crazy [...]

Absolutely hilarious -- especially the forced smile.

July 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTe

Thank you for teaching me social skills with exquisite humor! Now I know that if I ever overcome my dangerous clumsiness enough to own the machete collection of my dreams, I should keep it to myself! :D

July 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterViolet Black

Intentions are important. Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result is insanity... but doing the same thing repeatedly to confirm that it always gets that result (i.e. expecting the same result) is science (specifically the "reproducible" part).

September 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMr X
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