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April 29, 2009
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Hah! I always like masturbation jokes.
Um ... uh ... it's because I almost never need them! Um ... and never did! Or something...
Anyway, looks like uclick has another BI iPhone app - "Basic Instructions 2", of which the app description assures us, "Scott Meyer has gone through and painstakingly selected his favorites for the second collection of Basic Instructions comics." Painstakingly? Isn't this supposed to be a Labor of Love? Well, at least if I don't find all of my personal favorites in there, I'll know that my taste is vastly superior to yours. (A reminder - the app contains a specific set of comics so you can view them without Internet connectivity; it does not give you access to the latest comics.)
heeeeeeyyyyyy....I PLAYED TROMBONE!!!
dammit!
There's a whole separate category of jokes you must hear then.
Let me guess, the appropriate thing to say in panel 1 would have been "make him learn the electric guitar"? <_<
This is the first comic where I was actually on the boss's side.
That really hurt. As a trombone player, that just hurt me. Does valve trombone include bass?
Panel 4 could be a little more, well, subtle. But I still laughed :-).
An appropriate (and not-funny) thing for the boss to say in the first panel would have been something like, "Make him read the classics", or learn violin or piano if it must be a musical instrument; trombone is just funny because, when one generally thinks of the repertoire of a "Renaissance Man", one does not tend to think of the trombone - and yet, some might argue that it *should* be thought of in that category, despite the inherent comic value of the trombone. Anyways, it's very subtle, and I understood it.
( I play electric guitar, and yeah, um, believe me, most of my fellow electric-guitarists are, in my experience, low-brow types).
Nah, panel 4 is just fine. He was trying to be abruptly blunt after the other more subtle conversation exit strategies failed.
People in other offices are wondering why I am laughing so loud so early. Thanks.
Damn, every panel an LOL! No waiting for the panel 4 punch line. Oh, and I learned my "something new" for today: That a trombone has a valve! I thought it just had a slide. Scott, you're just a font of information. Where do you come up with this stuff?
"when one generally thinks of the repertoire of a “Renaissance Man”, one does not tend to think of the trombone"
I don't see why not. The trombone has a really wide repertoire going back hundreds of years to the Renaissance era. It even used to be well-known for playing sacred music.
Sorry, but to me this comic is pretty tasteless, the equivalent of picking on the nerdy kid in class. And no, I don't play the trombone, but I'm a fan of classical and jazz music, and I don't like the ignorance and casual scorn displayed here.
"Sorry, but to me this comic is pretty tasteless, the equivalent of picking on the nerdy kid in class. And no, I don’t play the trombone, but I’m a fan of classical and jazz music, and I don’t like the ignorance and casual scorn displayed here."
Wow. Grow a sense of humor.
OK, I played Trombone...and do find this funny. The only thing I take exception to is the "didn't get you many girls" comment. For some reason, most trombone players I know didn't have a problem. Maybe girls like long slides (sorry, couldn't resist). See, most of the tasteless jokes were ones we made up ourselves!!
OK, upon reflection...and remembering ALL of the trombone players I knew, I guess its more of a 50-50 proposition....but that's pretty good for us band geeks. I'll withhold comment on where I fall...but my h.s. gf thought I was a good kisser...has to do with how you play brass instruments.
Anyway, as I think about it, having the boss be a trombone player is actually perfect!! heh.
PS: sorry for all the "..."; not sure why I can't stop with the ellipses; I'm not even really using them correctly. Oh well...
I think you're all focusing too much on the choice of instrument. The real truth of this comment is people who will ramble on and on at a clearly unwilling audience about a topic they could not possibly care less about. Not that this happens to me at work on a regular basis. At least not involving trombones. Though that certainly be one of the few ways the stories could be more tedious.
“when one generally thinks of the repertoire of a 'Renaissance Man', one does not tend to think of the trombone”
Back then, it was called a "Sackbut"
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sackbut
Hilarious! I think it's clear that there is no ignorance displayed here by Scott, because there is more literal ignorance in the comments. The fact most people seem to be ignorant of is that there are two types of trombone, apart from the different voices like tenor and whatnot. There is the slide trombone, which changes pitch by sliding in and out to lengthen the tube. Then there is the valve trombone, that works like a trumpet, with little valves to open lengthening chambers in a way similar to the way binary numbers work. Purists see that as "cheating", of course, because the slide trombone takes a good ear to play. That Scott would know this betrays no small knowledge of trombones.
I thought that guy might be a trombonist. i played the trumpet. we had to sit in front of those jokers. you know there is a spit valve at the end of the slide. jerks.
me too, but mine is all worn out now. hee hee
How can you not enjoy casual scorn??? Good God, have you never heard any trombone jokes?
Can it be that Scott might be a tromboner himself?
Sorry, that's offensive to all those who tromboned.
I just can't stop. Seriously though... did you play the trombone, Scott?
As a trombone player, Awesome comic! Hilarious! I'm printing these out for the rest of the guys in the section for the gig next Tuesday night.
I think Scott's next book collection needs to be called 'casual scorn' that made me laugh like crazy.
The comic did too, my dad played the trombone as a kid, and was by all accounts horrible and everyone hated him. I like how our hero has to retract his 'interesting' thoughts to himself, never mind if he was saying it out loud.
Clearly Scott played trombone himself and just doesn't like to talk about. I don't blame him. I don't like to admit it, but I played the trombone. Although I'm not sure that what I did technically qualifies as 'playing' since I rarely produced anything recognizable as music. But I did enjoy blowing spit on the back of the trumpet players' heads!