How to Be Eccentric

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I can't believe there are no comments. This is the funniest comic series I've read in a long time. (Mentally preparing for the revelation that there are plenty of comments, they're just not listed here, and I'm an idiot. Done.)

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTeemac

Woohoo!

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTeemac

I love this cynical comic...

Keep in mind, I’m an adult white male about to slump into 40-town.
So, if you’re in or not in this same group/age bracket, feel free to agree or disagree with the following (or not):
This is a funny damn comic. ROFG actually made me laugh o...

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWhat The Hell Do I Know?

This IS one of my favorite comics.

December 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commentershitfacedogface

I eat my cereal with orange juice, since I was allergic to milk as a kid and I got used to it. I use the technique in Panel 3 to explain it to people- it confuses them, which amuses me. Deep down though, I know I'm a freak and that I'll never be able to fit in with the other children. I sometimes feel all alone in the world, and that I'll never find love, or happiness.

I get over it though, when I remember all those morons eating their cereal with milk. Foolish, foolish mortals, they will never see it coming. Any day now the virus will be complete, and it will take an apathetic and unprepared world entirely by surprise. While an unknowing populace sits on the internet, reading webcomics and catching on forums... I plan. We plan. We will DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

May 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFred

Cereal without milk is the future! \o/

May 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKarekon

After reading Fred's comments, I don't think I'm drinking Orange Juice anymore...

September 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWally

Cynical?!?!?
I thought and continue to think of it as a primer for life!

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermik1123

I see no cynicism either...

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

I always eat cereal out of a glass without milk or any other (semi-)liquid. That's not weird right, I mean those things take the crunch out of it. This excludes muesli as it has no crunch of it's own and tastes quite good in combination with dairy products. Though I prefer yoghurt over other dairy products as milk and cheese.

Also don't ask me how I found this out but peanut butter can keep cereal crunchier when mixed with yoghurt.

April 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCereal Killer

I find that particular spelling of yogurt highly offensive.

July 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBattlicious

i've been reading the archive from first to most recent on my computer and most recent to first on my phone, this is where they meet.

That seems appropriate.

August 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

Aww, drinking milk isn't that weird. You're just squeezing a cow's boob until milk that is normally only drunk by infants squirts out, is all

August 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari

Mmmmmmmmm, boooooob.......

October 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJim

@ Fred
i feel bad as a milk drinker now, we should have a put-orange-juice-on-your-cereal day! YAY!

February 6, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermitch gustav the robot

You don't actually squeeze the cows boob, you boob. You squeeze the monstrous NIPPLE until it ejaculates milk. btw I don't drink cow juice. It's evil.

February 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCat Person

What about ham juice?

July 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMarkov Vincent

Nothin but goat's milk for me! :^D
Oh and forget about soymilk, it'll give you man mams...

July 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLouie

Speaking of cereal with crunch, I put my cereal in a bowl with milk, and let it set for about ten minutes or until it's soggy (but not liquidated).

This serves two purposes:

1. The sugar from the cereal is mixed into the milk, thus making the entire meal taste sweeter and, thus, more delicious, and

2. you have made it impossible for the "Captain" to draw his sword and cut the roof of your mouth during every bite.

November 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAtari

If it's natural, why do you need to describe it to another person?

I kind of agree that eating highly processed grain with squeezed-cow juice is not the sort of thing that any other species would do, probably including cows but I'm not dead sure. I blame the Kelloggs. I suppose it's lucky that their cereal diet caught on and not the enemas.

January 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRobert Carnegie

First comic to make me literally lol. But I love all of them

February 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHAL9000

I eat my cereal out of a coffee cup. My boyfriend thinks I'm nuts. :shrug: I think it's a better serving size and easier to carry than a bowl.

April 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLupisReapyr

Last panel was best :D

April 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterqwerty

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