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I can't believe there are no comments. This is the funniest comic series I've read in a long time. (Mentally preparing for the revelation that there are plenty of comments, they're just not listed here, and I'm an idiot. Done.)
I love this cynical comic...
Keep in mind, I’m an adult white male about to slump into 40-town.So, if you’re in or not in this same group/age bracket, feel free to agree or disagree with the following (or not):This is a funny damn comic. ROFG actually made me laugh o...
This IS one of my favorite comics.
I eat my cereal with orange juice, since I was allergic to milk as a kid and I got used to it. I use the technique in Panel 3 to explain it to people- it confuses them, which amuses me. Deep down though, I know I'm a freak and that I'll never be able to fit in with the other children. I sometimes feel all alone in the world, and that I'll never find love, or happiness.
I get over it though, when I remember all those morons eating their cereal with milk. Foolish, foolish mortals, they will never see it coming. Any day now the virus will be complete, and it will take an apathetic and unprepared world entirely by surprise. While an unknowing populace sits on the internet, reading webcomics and catching on forums... I plan. We plan. We will DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Cereal without milk is the future! \o/
After reading Fred's comments, I don't think I'm drinking Orange Juice anymore...
Cynical?!?!?I thought and continue to think of it as a primer for life!
I see no cynicism either...
I always eat cereal out of a glass without milk or any other (semi-)liquid. That's not weird right, I mean those things take the crunch out of it. This excludes muesli as it has no crunch of it's own and tastes quite good in combination with dairy products. Though I prefer yoghurt over other dairy products as milk and cheese.
Also don't ask me how I found this out but peanut butter can keep cereal crunchier when mixed with yoghurt.
I find that particular spelling of yogurt highly offensive.
i've been reading the archive from first to most recent on my computer and most recent to first on my phone, this is where they meet.
That seems appropriate.
Aww, drinking milk isn't that weird. You're just squeezing a cow's boob until milk that is normally only drunk by infants squirts out, is all
@ Fredi feel bad as a milk drinker now, we should have a put-orange-juice-on-your-cereal day! YAY!
You don't actually squeeze the cows boob, you boob. You squeeze the monstrous NIPPLE until it ejaculates milk. btw I don't drink cow juice. It's evil.
What about ham juice?
Nothin but goat's milk for me! :^DOh and forget about soymilk, it'll give you man mams...
Speaking of cereal with crunch, I put my cereal in a bowl with milk, and let it set for about ten minutes or until it's soggy (but not liquidated).
This serves two purposes:
1. The sugar from the cereal is mixed into the milk, thus making the entire meal taste sweeter and, thus, more delicious, and
2. you have made it impossible for the "Captain" to draw his sword and cut the roof of your mouth during every bite.
If it's natural, why do you need to describe it to another person?
I kind of agree that eating highly processed grain with squeezed-cow juice is not the sort of thing that any other species would do, probably including cows but I'm not dead sure. I blame the Kelloggs. I suppose it's lucky that their cereal diet caught on and not the enemas.
First comic to make me literally lol. But I love all of them
I eat my cereal out of a coffee cup. My boyfriend thinks I'm nuts. :shrug: I think it's a better serving size and easier to carry than a bowl.
Last panel was best :D
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