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Pants, baby, PANTS!
haha...oh my...I've been backreading since the other day...and this is the first one that really made me laugh out loud...hehe
Pants baby, PANTS!! You come up with the best lines ever. I bet you ACTUALLY said that in your sleep too!
This has got to be the best one I've read so far.
Are these based on real life?
I snorted. It hurt. I am glad I was not drinking pop at the time, or else I would have to track you down and kill you to avenge my nose
How did you knew what you said in your sleep?
Alven, if you heard someone utter that in their sleep, would you ever let them hear the end of it? HIs wife probably brings that up whenever she can :P
Maybe it's just that I come from a family with a lot of prank-prone siblings, but I'm baffled at the idea that there could be a bug on your toothbrush and you could actually not notice that it's there. Doesn't everyone look at their toothbrush when they put the paste on?
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