Make sure you grip it firmly. FIRMLY!
firmer grip is required
Ah yes, form RJ-17, the Cadillac of forms!
The instructions in panel 2 don't make sense
That's because you're not gripping it firmly enough.
do not grip it too firmly as this could lead to paper cuts which in turn lead to dropping the form which in turn leads to stepping on it. but grip it FIRMLY!
I am the worlds greatest hockey goaltender and I will put to good use training my back up. write one about choosing a back up!
Imagine only hearing Scott's end of the conversation... and not being able to see his pants...
Do I detect an intentional reference to these semi-classic instructions to a robot? "Seize the bar with a firm grip. Pull it toward you firmly. Firmly! Maintain your hold until the control board informs you that you have passed through hyperspace twice." But, oops, it doesn't work. "Risk", by Isaac Asimov, in THE REST OF THE ROBOTS, and THE COMPLETE ROBOT, mainly.
I think I also detect a reference to the Weird Al song "Albuquerque".
FIRMLY GRASP IT