How to Creep Someone Out

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Reader Comments (20)

And what are you going to do if they actually WANT to play Candyland?!

December 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterM

But, my cat DOES boss me around...

December 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjyhjian

m..suggest a drinking game of strip candyland...i once played a shooter game of strip scrabble with my wife on christmas eve....it was a disaster.

January 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjiggly mcsickfingers

they all think i;m crazy, but they will soon see . . . YES, they will SEE!

January 22, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterizzy_wolfe_13

yes izzy *backing away slowly* we all DO think you're crazy *backing away faster* but a nicer way to say that would be "they all think I'm creative and have an active imagination" *is gone*

February 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

Strip Twister is my favorite.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRE: Jiggly

Meh, I got better ideas. My current favourite is to lean close to someone and sniff them, and then comment on what they smell like. (Licking would be even better, but you might get nailed for assault.)

April 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPom Rania

No, you see the worst possible senario is when you ask them to play CandyLand they pull out a serious CandyLand competition hat and say "Let's get it on!!!!!"

September 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoshua3886

"Just say whatever you're thinking at the time. Believe me, it will be plenty crazy enough" too true

April 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChimes

Also, you can sneak up behind people and say 'HI!' as loud as possible. It more scares than creeps out, but its stil fun.

July 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThomas

Erm, but I already do all that... Crap, that may explain my lack of friends...

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari

OMFG! This is the funniest one I've read! I almost peed myself!

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHannah

Erp!

Or did I?

March 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRenegade

alternately, you could just silently stare at them like the guy scott's trying to creep out.

March 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSigurdgram

I already mutter to myself.

Or so it seems.

I'm actually talking to my imaginary cat.

June 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

At least one of me is not schizophrenic.

October 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterYasumi

It also helps to occasionally giggle under your breath or burst into as loud a laugh as you can manage at sometjing completely innapropriate;

Priest: Ashes to ashes, dust to d-
Scott: EeeeheeehaHAHAHAHAA!

December 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMr BreaksIt

To be creepy, all u have to do is stare off into space with an angry look on your face, and avoid eye contact. You don't need to say a word. I'm an expert!

April 19, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCreep

The janitor at the factory where I use to work creeped me out. He would stare at us from a distance with this dead look on his face, and in the summer he wore shorts over his overalls.

October 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterGail

No apostrophe in "thinks."

November 5, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterApostropheman

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