How to Explain Sex to Your Child

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Reader Comments (16)

i'm definitely using the third frame on my son in 10 years if i can remember to remember it.

December 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterbrandan

omg that 3rd frame is beyond epic

i gotta remember this for my son

you have truly taught me something haha

December 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

yanno...i always thought that if natalie lost a few pounds and got rid of the braces, she'd be hell on wheels, or at least in a catholic school girl getup...but then, i've always been a little wrong like that.

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

If there is one thing the Catholics have done right, it's the school uniforms for girls...

Call me what you will, but I like 'em.

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

I read that first panel as "I'll make a note of it in the blog", and suddenly I was much more interested in this website... 8O

Panel 3: Noted for future reference.

Panel 4: Great, now the theme song is stuck in my head.

February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYakko Warner

After reading this I went to wikipedia to look at diff'rent strokes and the facts of life since I never really watched those shows.
Apparently Dana Plato did a porno called Different Strokes: The Story of Jack and Jill...and Jill.

May 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

omg my dad tried to use the 3rd on me :O

November 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteremm... your dad's name "Scott" emm? ;)

November 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterruhroh

I think that the 3rd panel is easily the most effective of any sex talk anyone's ever had...

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

LMAO!!! Panel 3 is epic!!!!! It will be my sex talk one day when I have kids, for sure! Thank you, Scott Meyer!

January 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterhannah

the 3rd is the best! hahaha

April 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

I will grow up and teach the third panel to my kids. If the schools used that, it would be WAY more effective.

April 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

This is actually explaining sex to your SON - what about explaining it to your daughter? - oh, wait - You're not KD Lang's dad are you?

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaddy

@paddy explaining sex to your daughter is easy, just tell her how many people are in an average dilevery room (it's a lot) and how painful giving birth is and how much babies poop toxic waste and how you have to clean it ALL BY YOURSELF

...that's what my mom did to me anyway,

September 8, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterguest

I'm pretty sure I was unplanned. Does that mean it's okay for me to become a violent criminal?

July 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterORione

Third panel is officially how I'm explaining to my kids someday why they should be careful. XD

September 23, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNoriMori
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