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i'm definitely using the third frame on my son in 10 years if i can remember to remember it.
omg that 3rd frame is beyond epic
i gotta remember this for my son
you have truly taught me something haha
yanno...i always thought that if natalie lost a few pounds and got rid of the braces, she'd be hell on wheels, or at least in a catholic school girl getup...but then, i've always been a little wrong like that.
If there is one thing the Catholics have done right, it's the school uniforms for girls...
Call me what you will, but I like 'em.
I read that first panel as "I'll make a note of it in the blog", and suddenly I was much more interested in this website... 8O
Panel 3: Noted for future reference.
Panel 4: Great, now the theme song is stuck in my head.
After reading this I went to wikipedia to look at diff'rent strokes and the facts of life since I never really watched those shows.Apparently Dana Plato did a porno called Different Strokes: The Story of Jack and Jill...and Jill.HA HA!
omg my dad tried to use the 3rd on me :O
Hmm...is your dad's name "Scott" emm? ;)
I think that the 3rd panel is easily the most effective of any sex talk anyone's ever had...
LMAO!!! Panel 3 is epic!!!!! It will be my sex talk one day when I have kids, for sure! Thank you, Scott Meyer!
the 3rd is the best! hahaha
I will grow up and teach the third panel to my kids. If the schools used that, it would be WAY more effective.
This is actually explaining sex to your SON - what about explaining it to your daughter? - oh, wait - You're not KD Lang's dad are you?
@paddy explaining sex to your daughter is easy, just tell her how many people are in an average dilevery room (it's a lot) and how painful giving birth is and how much babies poop toxic waste and how you have to clean it ALL BY YOURSELF
...that's what my mom did to me anyway,
I'm pretty sure I was unplanned. Does that mean it's okay for me to become a violent criminal?
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